Eugene V. Debs write.in campaign

Monday, January 31, 2005

for tomorrow

Anyone read the Brian Wilson interview in the January issue of Q Magazine? It's hilarious. One of those Q&A's where the subject is asked questions sent in from readers. The star is sort of on the spot...in Brian's case, that means no buffers. Some of the responses had me bellylaughing out loud at the newsstand.
Some samples:
DID ANYONE EVER POINT OUT TO MIKE LOVE THAT HE DIDN'T NEED A HAT BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GOING BALD?
Brian: No. As a matter of fact, that would have hurt his feelings very much. That's a serious thing. Very serious.
DID YOU EVER MEET MANSON?
Yes, I did. He seemed like an OK guy, but he went and murdered some people, which was pretty bad.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR?
What?!!
ARE THERE ANY VEGETABLES YOU DON'T LIKE?
I don't like carrots. That's the only vegetable I don't like. Here, do you want a carrot? [Reaches for a table where there is a bowl of assorted vegetables and waves a carrot in interviewer's face] You want a carrot? Here, eat that carrot. There, you got your carrot.
And best of all...
IS IT TRUE THAT DENNIS SANG "THE OLD MASTER PAINTER" [FROM THE SMILE SESSIONS] AS AN INSIDE JOKE REFERRING TO HIS TREMENDOUS SEXUAL APPETITE?
Dennis had intercourse with very many women: my wife, Mike's wife, and Al's wife. So yes.
i'm with you on Sweet 16. the spottiest for me is PoundforPound, a bit other th'top "we want to tour with The Outlaws" for my taste... (link to Outhouse)

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

runnin' one off at essaygenerator (Go Stillers!)

Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Unprotected Anal.

Much has been said about the influence of the media on Unprotected Anal. Observers claim it smells of success.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Unprotected Anal. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Unprotected Anal, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Unprotected Anal.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Odysseus H. Amster: "political change changes politics, but where does it go?" [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Unprotected Anal. It speaks volumes. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Unprotected Anal makes a good case for being the icing.

Finally a word from super-star Courteney Spielberg: "I demand Unprotected Anal, nothing more nothing less." [3]

Did I mention how lovely Mugwump Jism is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Mugwump Jism, again and again.

Monday, January 10, 2005

the Folk Music and what.not (from eFrost's blog)

Friday, January 07, 2005

what will this evening bring me this morning

above her nipples, prominent and dark.
apply a tattoo?
above and between prominent dark nipples
inking herself a salamander
marked "Kindness Atoll, miles from any sea"
blue is the smoke
hermaphrodite